As told by Ginger.

I'm not living the life I thought I would but no one is, and that's the way it goes, and it's not always a bad turn in life that brings us to where we are right now.

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clairecoff13: I AM IN SUCH A PSYCHO MOOD TODAY. I blame it on 2 things…1) The fact that I had to get up at 530am and didnt go to sleep until 2. 2) I think they spiked my coffee this morning with some mind altering drug. This is the text I sent to Shelby this morning: “Been up since 530 seriously having to be up before the sun should be fucking illegal. Secondly I drank a large coffee and all it’s doing is making me shake like I have Parkinson’s and have to poop. Thirdly all these bitches in this waiting room keep judging me for taking selfies like really you staring isn’t gonna make me stop. And lastly they look at me like I’m a different specious…I don’t think any of these folks have ever seen a redhead before. Being a minority sucks. Omg that was so long and psychotic sars. P.S. Kelly’s still in surgery and no news is good news. P.S.S. Jim left me to go have breakfast with his friend. I feel like an orphan. I really need a cigarette but it’s cold as fuckin dick out. I hate everyone. Xoxo “ Like I am going insane. Who A) sends texts that long before 8am and B) I literally think I’m bi-polar / have multiple personalities. I hope that when I see Kelz and can actually see that she is okay my craziness will subside…keep your fingers crossed bitches.

clairecoff13:

I AM IN SUCH A PSYCHO MOOD TODAY. I blame it on 2 things…1) The fact that I had to get up at 530am and didnt go to sleep until 2.
2) I think they spiked my coffee this morning with some mind altering drug.
This is the text I sent to Shelby this morning:

“Been up since 530 seriously having to be up before the sun should be fucking illegal. Secondly I drank a large coffee and all it’s doing is making me shake like I have Parkinson’s and have to poop. Thirdly all these bitches in this waiting room keep judging me for taking selfies like really you staring isn’t gonna make me stop. And lastly they look at me like I’m a different specious…I don’t think any of these folks have ever seen a redhead before. Being a minority sucks. Omg that was so long and psychotic sars.

P.S. Kelly’s still in surgery and no news is good news.

P.S.S. Jim left me to go have breakfast with his friend. I feel like an orphan.

I really need a cigarette but it’s cold as fuckin dick out.

I hate everyone.

Xoxo “

Like I am going insane. Who A) sends texts that long before 8am and B) I literally think I’m bi-polar / have multiple personalities.

I hope that when I see Kelz and can actually see that she is okay my craziness will subside…keep your fingers crossed bitches.

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ITS ALL ABOUT DOCUMENTING TWENTY THIRTEEN AND THE CRAZY SHIT THIS YEAR IS GOING TO BRNG ME. FIRST TIMES, INTERESTING ADVENTURES AND THE SIMPLE THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN MY EVERYDAY LIFE. GOOOOOOO CHECK IT OUT!!!

I wish it was acceptable to wear my muu muu in public.

I wish it was acceptable to wear my muu muu in public.

“Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90…time is a concept that humans created.” My friendship with Kelz is something a lot of people can’t quite understand, yes there is a humongous age difference and yes she is my ex-boyfriends mom but despite both of those things somehow we have created and maintained a beautiful friendship. This year our friendship has gone through a lot of ups and downs and at some points I thought I may never talk to her again but at the end of the day she is still someone I can’t imagine not having in my life. This year both of our lives have gone through big changes, both good and bad but through all that we have gotten through it with bad tv, long drives, hysterical laughs, endless phone calls, lots of liquor, being a shoulder to cry on and knowing that everything is going to be all right. She is someone who has helped me realize the kind of person I want to be, she is someone who has taught me so much about life and she is someone who inspires me to want more for myself each and every day. I love you Kelz and I couldn’t imagine not having your crazy ass in my life.

“Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90…time is a concept that humans created.”

My friendship with Kelz is something a lot of people can’t quite understand, yes there is a humongous age difference and yes she is my ex-boyfriends mom but despite both of those things somehow we have created and maintained a beautiful friendship.

This year our friendship has gone through a lot of ups and downs and at some points I thought I may never talk to her again but at the end of the day she is still someone I can’t imagine not having in my life.

This year both of our lives have gone through big changes, both good and bad but through all that we have gotten through it with bad tv, long drives, hysterical laughs, endless phone calls, lots of liquor, being a shoulder to cry on and knowing that everything is going to be all right.

She is someone who has helped me realize the kind of person I want to be, she is someone who has taught me so much about life and she is someone who inspires me to want more for myself each and every day.

I love you Kelz and I couldn’t imagine not having your crazy ass in my life.

2012

I can’t even explain how thrilled I am that 2012 is over. Looking back on this year, I am truly realizing just how crazy it has been.
I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that I have been living on my own for an entire year, wow.
My parents and I get along 110 times better then we ever did when I lived with them.
I got a full time position at work.
My grandma and grandpa both survived colon cancer.
My Pop made it through open heart surgery/a valve replacement.
I beat teen pregnancy.
I brought two kittens into my life and now I couldn’t imagine my life without them.
I stopped fucking my ex.
My mom finally got the puppy of her dreams who has brought so much happiness to us all.
I went bar hopping in Ottawa.
I went bar hopping in Chicago.
I went to a stand up show at Second City.
I made out with a stranger in a bar.
I found my first 4 leaf clover.
I had my first bleu burger.
I learned how to open a bottle of wine.
Shotgunned a beer with Cedric.
Started smoking 100’s.
I went to Kansas City.
I saw Kenny Chesney, Tim McGraw, Grace Potter and Jake Owen live.
Will never drink Bud Light Platinum again.
Supported my brother as he played in the world series.
Watched the sunrise from my roof.
Got my ears double pierced
Purchased and wore my first muu muu. I survived the end of the world… And realized how amazing my friends and family really are. This has been an up and down year to say the very least but it has made me a bigger, better, stronger person. I’m happy to say goodbye to 2012 and can’t wait to see what all 2013 has in store for me.

P.S. was gonna put a photo collage with this but that is just way to much work…

Jello shots in abundance, cold beer, good food, great company and running down the street banging on pots and pans at midnight to bring in the New Year. Honestly couldn’t think of a better way to have done it. I also got a random New Years kiss so maybe this year my prospects for love will be a little better! Lulszz lezz bee honest dat shit ain’t gonna happen. HAPPY 2013 BITCHES.

Jello shots in abundance, cold beer, good food, great company and running down the street banging on pots and pans at midnight to bring in the New Year. Honestly couldn’t think of a better way to have done it. I also got a random New Years kiss so maybe this year my prospects for love will be a little better! Lulszz lezz bee honest dat shit ain’t gonna happen.
HAPPY 2013 BITCHES.